In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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