apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
Randomize
