What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
