she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
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