he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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