Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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