just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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