weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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