They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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