Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
My vagina just recognized that song.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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