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By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
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