so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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