Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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