I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
you didnt know i had herpes?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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