he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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