she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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