I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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