I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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