I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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