More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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