Three words: puerto rican gang bang
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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