I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
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