Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Randomize
