help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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