i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize