NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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