if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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