Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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