Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
This baby is an asshole
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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