he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Sober January is a disaster.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Randomize
