That reminds me...we need to get swords
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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