plz talk dirty to me
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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