hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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