Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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