i just identified you from a description of your pipe
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Randomize
