Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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