Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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