Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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