Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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