in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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