I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
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