hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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