My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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