I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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