you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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