I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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