Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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