You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
soo... how was my night?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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