Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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