get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
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