The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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