she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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