the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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