I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Is Oprah even human
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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