why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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