i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
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You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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